Sunday, October 12, 2008

Laloo Yadav Corruption Incorporated - A Preview

Laloo's parents kept his name as Laloo becoz they knew he was a LALLU and looked like a BHALOO (bear)!

During his initial days he loved "Honey" & "Milk" as all kids do.

Then he went to school and loved the rides of buffaloes - till today he loves it.

Then in college his attraction for becoming a leader thanks to Jai Prakash Narayan's movement began and he started scheming and setting things for himself - he didn't succeed.

There were thousands across India who were jailed by Indira Gandhi then and Laloo was one amongst the many. But as Bihar and its people have never bothered about governance due to high scale poverty and illiteracy and a simple thing - none bothers bcoz surviving in such a ruckus in itself is a daily challenge.

Then the whole system of education, healthcare, social security and loot became more and more open and defying.

The social divide was always there and the politicians only divided it further.

Now arrived Mr.Laloo Prasad Yadav an opportunist who managed to get to the seat of Chief Minister of Bihar and began his unruly term as the state head.

Then he started liking money and he fell in love with it and his desire went on to become the seasoned fodder eater. Still the cases are pending and after he goes out of this Government the CBI court shall put him away for a long long time.

Then he started scheming of becoming the Prime Minister but then Mulayam, Mayawati, Paswan, Nitish and gang never wanted him to become one.


Then as his predecessor at the Central Govt. was Nitish Kumar his one time friend from JP Movement he wanted to scheme things so that he could show how Indian Railways was supposed to be profitable... NOW IN INDIA - OUR GOVERNMENT IS A WELFARE STATE AND NOT A PROFIT MAKING STATE!!

REMEMBER WE ARE RULED BY A WELFARE GOVT. WHICH AS A DUTY HAS TO PROVIDE FOR BASIC THINGS FOR ALL INDIANS FREE OF COST.

But as Indians we all are so stupid/inane and unconcerned about our own civil rights that people trample them every minute!

So Laloo Yadav became the Railway Minister and started promoting himself on TV and Media. He is a buffoon and Indians love buffoons thats why so many comedians are still remembered fondly across India.

Laloo Yadav asked his officials at the Indian Railways to make statements and balance sheets which shall show that how much of an improvement its doing since he has taken over the reins.

Let us all wait and see when he leaves and BJP takes charge as NDA how much does of the same profits will carry on in the budget of 2000-2010.

We will also see as numerous RTI applications are still being filed by numerous NGO's politicians regarding the "Miracle" Balance sheets showing profits which are unrealistic and unsustainable.

But Laloo Yadav as the joker has been lapped up by all.

We all need some respite and he has come as one.

But things are going to change after the next General Elections and he should be behind bars first.

Truth will be out!